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Marion Gordon "Pat" Robertson

 His Jesus hurts, it burns so good.  

 If you didn't see him in Titanic pouring out the better half of his emotions out into the cold Atlantic Ocean, then do the following:

1. Rent the Diamond of Jeru via Netflix or just buy it on Amazon or something.

2. You might want to Purchase a few "follow-up" Zaners such as Lake Consequence, Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight, the Phantom, Back to the Future 1 and 2, various episodes of Matlock and Murder She Wrote, Zoolander, or any other film to which he has provided some of his brilliance.

3. Turn the lights down low, make sure the....wait, that was the plug for our Billy Zane Guest spot.  What raving lunatic is our guest this week? oh, him...

Pat: 

-Born March 22, 1830

-Southern Baptist

-Ran for Republican Party nomination in 1988, and failed

-Founder of CBN

-Made the following predictions:

1982: End of the World (this happened)

2006: Enormous Tsunami in NW USA (happened)

2007: Terrorist attack on USA soil (happened)

2008: The same terrorist attack...(happened)

2008: Year of violence (happened)

2008: Recession by 2010 (did NOT happen)

2008: Middle-East goes boom (Never happens)

Though he is crazy. Though he is stupid..Though he is Pat Fucking Robertson!!! He is soooooo entertaining, pic below...